Because...

I can't be bothered writing anything new, but felt I should post something:

THE HAPPY DIABLERIE SONG
by Carol-Jo Phillips and Cat Pegg

I love to go a-wandering
My Sire for to whack
And as I go, I love to sing
The blood hunt’s on my back!

Diablerie, diableraa,
Diablerie, diable-bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Diablerie, diableraa,
The blood hunt’s on my back!

He never should have sired me,
Right before my wedding day.
Now my organs are all shrivelly:
That bastard’s gonna pay!

Diablerie …

But do not think I’m squandering
The Legacy of Cain
O rather I’m recycle-ing
His loss shall be my gain!

Diablerie …

I’ll track that sucker to his lair
In tomb or town or tower.
I’ll sup his blood both rich and rare,
And siphon off his power!

Diablerie …

O that was my first Kindred kill,
But my Sire tasted flat.
He was Camarilla – so vanilla!
I think I’ll try Sabbat.

Diablerie, diableraa,
Diablerie, diable-bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Diablerie, diableraa,
The blood hunt’s on my back!

It's a filk for Vampire: The Masquerade (perhaps a little out-of-date, now).